If I Were in Charge of the World
January 12, 2021
If I Were in Charge of the World
(Form change poem with thanks to Judith Viorst)
If I were in charge of the world,
I’d cancel warm vegetables except for corn
And also flu shots (It hurts!).
If I were in charge of the world,
There would be more popcorn with chocolate drizzle,
More cake and mac and cheese,
And lots of baths instead of showers.
If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn’t have deer meat (Yuck!),
You wouldn’t have bad dreams, only good ones,
And you wouldn’t have bad kids that are not nice.
If I were in charge of the world,
Cake for breakfast would be a balanced meal,
All people would be nice not mean,
And a person who sometimes makes too much noise
And is a little too silly
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.
Your world sounds nice except deer meat is yum yum.